Democrat draws and quarters Mike Johnson!

No, no. Dig up stupid!

I’m a journalist and an opposition researcher Alex

Hahaha. Oh wait, you’re serious, let me laugh even harder:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing a few rounds of Mar a Lago face won’t fix!

It’s not like any of the other picks are actually attractive either, just full of bad plastic surgery.

On the plus side, they have little to no power because the margin was so great.

Susan Collins has been defeated. Looks like Maine voters finally wised up.

Beyond the other reasons, they do exit polls on election day. It’s not enough to call an election alone, but combined with the other reasons such as turnout, you can be pretty confident.

You can predict an overall result of an election, without calling every single seat, based on statistics.

In Australia, this regularly happens where e.g. only a third of seats have been called, but the margins and swings are so great that it’s clear who has won, just not the exact result.

Now greater than 95% chance Democrats take both the House and Senate, according to the NYT tracker.

It’s 60-40 now. It’s still a comfortable win, but you have to take into account Republicans generally not voting early.

That and they see women in general as subhuman, and people “choosing” to be transwomen undermines their whole view of female inferiority.

Socially progressive, economically conservative. I.e. “It’s distasteful to be openly racist but I’ll vote for policies that inflict economic harm on poor minorities.”

I’m down for the first two, especially since “shoebox” likely means anything smaller than a giant McMansion to park multiple giant trucks and SUVs, and a bunch of crap no-one needs.

The third feels unnecessary when plants exist, but more power to those that want it.