I would cringe less having to watch a grown man destroy a watermelon with a mallet on stage, than having to listen even for a second to Bill Maher’s self-important, disdainful and gross rhetoric and “jokes”.

“Some say I have the very best illnesses. Biden would say he does, but I do. But I do, the biggest illnesses. One person said to me, they said “Mr Trump, you’re a sick man” and they’re right, I am. Even more than they know!”

I mean, I could have refrained from adding yet another small instance in the Pain Nexus, so I don’t think you’re alone to blame.

Don’t you find this desirable?

“And you know who else would pay for ads aimed at people 5000 kilometers from their targeted audience?”

…hmmm unsure if it is risky enough for a classic Robert-segway-into-ads moment.

I’m not your bruh, friend.