I’m sure the algorithm that trains Nintendo is watching. Spoiler alert: It’s twins or whatever. One of them is Walu. Surprise! It’s TWO simultaneous prequels!!!
brem
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
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politics @lemmy.world•Democrats are already hiring lawyers to investigate DHS
32·10 days agoLuckily for the short-maxxed Nazis, there’s plenty of empty very tiny dumpsters to hide underneath.
They can just hide or fly to Venezuela or South Africa or wherever Nazis move to in 2026.
S01E00: Mother Know’s Best: A pregnant mother is seen eating a nasty fat-breaded yellow crusty cheesed piece of pizza in Nark-town, Pennsylvania.
“Unborn child, yes i’m speaking to you in utero… never come back to this place. And if you find yourself here, don’t go to any of the McDonald’s locations nearby”
Too soon for Netflix to profit from, but I’m sure they already have the screenplay ready for 2028.
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politics @lemmy.world•Cops Not Happy When Man Creates Flock-Style Camera That Only Collects Police Plates
2·22 days agoHard target to find, but anyone who has been around a cat or dog with fleas knows that even a miniscule nuisance can be picked off clean.
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politics @lemmy.world•Cops Not Happy When Man Creates Flock-Style Camera That Only Collects Police Plates
4·22 days agoTrump can’t fuck kids like he used to, anymore.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Cops Not Happy When Man Creates Flock-Style Camera That Only Collects Police Plates
7·22 days agoThe only thing getting fucked by Trump (these days) is
democracyanything that can be purchased with an impotent tiny dick and an even more atrophied tiny corrupt greedy brain… :(
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politics @lemmy.world•Natalie Harp Encouraged Trump to Hire Katie Zacharia
61·29 days ago“Nattie’s Nights With Katie: A Turdy of Flaw”
Now playing only at an Epstein Memorial Theater near you.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Fox News is now predicting Democrats will take control of the House in midterms
5·1 month ago… because if they lose & justice prevails they’ll all face the injustices they have enacted upon the entire world???
…geeze, buy me a drink first before you get me all turned on like this.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Fox News is now predicting Democrats will take control of the House in midterms
5·1 month agoYes, motivation… which is actually hatred & greed in this case. These “people” would never admit to failure unless it benefits them, it’s a tactic besharted forth to get the fence sitting MAGATs to vote against their better interests so they can “own the Dems”.
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politics @lemmy.world•Federal judge orders pro-Trump TV ads funded by taxpayers off air immediately
112·1 month agoYou’d be surprised, every single one of his fans takes up 5 entire seats.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Federal judge orders pro-Trump TV ads funded by taxpayers off air immediately
5·1 month agoWhat’s the endgame? That’s the real question. He’s almost too fat and old and shitty to keep going. Is it really just to protect his name? We joke, but he really doesn’t give a shit about anyone else. So is this all really only so we don’t talk about his Epstein Island Excursions? Because that’s etched in stone. In caves. Good luck finding it, chomos.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Federal judge orders pro-Trump TV ads funded by taxpayers off air immediately
3·1 month ago…and another thing!!!
If everything is gonna be censored
fuckingblur "his*droopy-twatneck! It looks like Eath’s ugliest vagina.
brem@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Federal judge orders pro-Trump TV ads funded by taxpayers off air immediately
71·1 month agoOoooooooohhhhh. This is a spoke of the pitchfork!!! An actual probable offense of the constitution!!!
Do you think he heard me talking about the army of his sycophants & critics joining forces to toss him into Boston Harbor
"No taxation without representation and no Epstein vacations! No bombing of nations and no dodging implications. No sucking Putin’s butt in a gas station. No dragging your nuts over the constitution and no more explanations!! Bill & Ted said it best when they said “Station” "
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politics @lemmy.world•Six senators call for Trump administration to 'immediately reverse course' on Russian diesel plan
7·1 month agoThat’s an emoji I can’t unsee. I’m in shock and vomiting at the same time…
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politics @lemmy.world•Six senators call for Trump administration to 'immediately reverse course' on Russian diesel plan
35·1 month agoTrump (Krasnov) can’t unsuck Putin’s dick.
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politics @lemmy.world•SoftBank's Masayoshi Son says superintelligence in the wrong hands could be "super dangerous"
10·1 month agoBut really though, anyone calling it that is obviously kissing president pedo’s poopy asshole
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politics @lemmy.world•SoftBank's Masayoshi Son says superintelligence in the wrong hands could be "super dangerous"
7·1 month agoSofthands McGee shouldn’t be calling it “superintellegince”
Poor bastard, you forgot to hide your master’s words
Let’s assume you don’t have creatures to move the logs. If you have extra logs you could theoretically have them placed in advance. Imagine a conveyor belt. And beans.

No, these fuckhats were born here, but they always knew they didn’t belong. That’s why they try so hard to make this a climate they can tolerate, a cesspool.
Edit: Elon was born in South Africa and moved to the US from Canada… So I guess we are both onto something