He should just say “I’m in perfect health the doctors love me” then immediately collapse dead on the floor

Damn we got Diesel No. 2 before Mambo No. 6

Ahh I bought a set of fuck cheap lenses for a smartphone too. Best investment ever. Rarely use em but it’s like hey I can finally get some pics with character

A lil’ oopsie

I unfortunately do have a extremely narcissistic grandma, so I know the deal.

“Donald Trump faces backlash” if I had a buck for every time I heard that phrase I could buy a house. This phrase has lost all meaning because there’s never any backlash. He’ll just do something worse to distract you from all the other shit he’s done and then you forget.

I mean it’s technically not a salary if you steal money.