

Mitch McConnell’s rigor just mortised while reading this.


Mitch McConnell’s rigor just mortised while reading this.


He is a pos in other matters, but he’s been consistent here (unless he had a musk like role to be an inside voice doing just enough to make the effort ineffective at the end of the day - as with musk and high speed rail efforts/funding in California).
Time to rest those weary hands… And clean them, thoroughly.


You are not included in the “we” that’s “making a fortune”, trump voters. You are the we who are paying for trump to rob you, still lose money in the end and call it profit.


Uncle Tom Clearance - democracy in exchange for an RV and a fishing trip (and in reality, likely something darkly sexual that we dont fully know about yet, if you know his past)


The voting machine companies were purchased by conservatives trump sycophants c. This will not be an election. This is their last chance, they will stop at nothing. The last one was likely stolen as well. We did nothing. Trump said it on stage, we did nothing. Do you think you’ll feel differently when it happens again next month? Is it finally far gone enough to risk everything? We’re all about to find out.


Oh well… We all died on 9/11 anyway and this is just hell.


What an ignorant insult to honest, hardworking bimbos everywhere?
She’s not a bimbo, she’s just a female version of whatever flowery term for dumb asshole that they regularly use for you locally.


In jail…
No hair piece
No dentures
No makeup
No lifts
No baggy suit with an extra long tie
No speechwriter
No adderall
No monthly hand shots
No fake doctors exams
No imaginary scales or height charts
No helicopter noise to confuse listeners
No young blonde zombies to print lies off the internet
No crypto pump and dump
No golf carts to avoid walking
No half empty rallies full of lead poisoned cheerleaders
No more
No more
No more
One day
First they came for…


First they came for…


Every librul gets paid $300k/yr to design those menus in their cushy New York city office. And the only thing their boss says is drink more lattes! and hide the word “antifa” in the crossword puzzle!


In related news, billionaires will continue to rape and dispose of children without meaningful consequence.


Drivers exam, dental exam, she even failed the little crayon maze on the kids menu at Denny’s.


There are no “people” that hold space in trump’s addled mind, there are only optics for an omnipresent TV audience.


To the last, important to start by defining “brains” and maybe more important is starting with empathy.
Need to tie their time in office to measurable goals related to quality of life for the people who actually need help in the country. Miss those milestones and you are unable to run for reelection. Maybe also something akin to the honorable or dishonorable discharge in the military. Something that does you, good or bad.


Which is your WILDEST midterm party?


It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.


Do they all just have the most generally punchable faces? Or do their faces just become our idea of what is punchable?
Jeffries and schumer need to go yesterMANYYEARSAGO, but I’m always cautious of Massie… Seemingly on the right side of history on one thing with the “courage” to call a pedophile a pedophile (in this one case at least) but he still has a lot of fucked up standard nutjob conservative ideas unfortunately.
Is anyone familiar enough with procedure here, did he need to call this when he did? Is there precedent for maybe working with dem leaders on timing, directly or through back channels, if he truly wanted this to pass? I don’t know enough about the other dems that missed here, any of them those “blue dog” dipshits?
Because otherwise, Massie wants to be the guy seen as stirring shit up, but without ever actually toppling the regime? It’s effective at taking wind out of the sails and giving the illusion that hegseth has support to folks paying half attention.
In any event, tie Haley Stevens to Nancy pelosi and throw them in the middle of the ocean. And let their only rescue support be chuck schumer as navigator on a coast guard ship piloted by Hakeem jefferies, 400 miles away.