

Have they tried turning her OFF and then turning her back ON?
Oops, sorry. I posted on the wrong thread.


Have they tried turning her OFF and then turning her back ON?
Oops, sorry. I posted on the wrong thread.


He’s been going out of his way to make sure society doesn’t function.
I think that’s his plan. Don’t listen to what he says, watch what he does and it will all make sense.
He’s USING words for confusion.
There’s a new class in college this year, it’s called Forensic Accounting.
That class is FULL for some reason.
All those kids looking at a bright future.


Tell your Senator you got a new cat and you named the cat after him.
Here Snowflake, dinnertime Snowflake, who’s a good little Snowflake?


They can take off their shoes.


Tell them you want to teach history. You’re a natural.
Now on MY maps, I renamed Washington D.C. to The Gulf of Stupidity. There is nothing Trump can do about it and it makes me laugh. The stupidity part AND that inmate # P01135809 can’t do anything about it.


Why does it take Mississippi so long to count votes?
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…


Is she rich enough to do that?


Do you know WHY it takes Mississippi this long to count the votes?
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…


Ooh, you found an exception to the rule. Good for you.


There is no reason why a noncitizen would want to register to vote.
It is a crime with a paper trail back to you.
Wake up, THIS is stupid.


You know it’s not the money that’s the problem.
It’s the LOVE of money that is at the root of this evil.


Yes, you cannot be convicted of the crime you were pardoned from. THAT’S why you are no longer allowed to “take the 5th” (refuse to indict yourself).
NOW if they catch you in a LIE, they can negate your pardon.
To protect your pardon, you can’t lie.


When you get pardoned, you can no longer take the 5th in a courtroom, you were pardoned!
The pardon is for federal crimes, NOT state crimes.
The first one to talk gets the best deal.


They are PAID to ignore that.
American news is just a bunch of millionaires daydreaming.
Why are they bothering us common folk? Don’t they have a buttload of money to count.


Discovery! His “damages” are he had to STEAL the election.


We could get transcripts every day and perform a televised puppet show. Guess who the orange dressed up as?
A star you say? I’ve never seen him. Must be one of those dim stars.