Obviously the best way for Labour to fight off the Reform challenge is to demonstrate once again how utterly debased and corrupted the old parties are.

How come there are Christian faith-based schools then? Who’s going to help those kids integrate into a broadly secular society?

They somehow made baked-in subtitles even more piss annoying.

You’ve got to wonder where all this ends. The establishment’s stance in this is very Trumpian in that they seem to believe that if they keep repeating the lies it will become so.

And just like that, the cost-of-living crisis and rampant societal inequality was solved forever.

The government sold it along with all its assets (buildings and equipment paid for by us) for £1, so I’m sure they’ll be happy to now throw more of our tax money after that to bail it out.

Who will the 25 named barons be this time - the tech oligarchs?

Sending even more weapons and money to Gaza?

We’re calling it Super Money.

The main music festivals are ludicrously corporate by now anyway.

We’re supposed to believe there was a serious terror threat but also that the suspects pose no threat to the community.

He wants to ensure Reform gets a “far right”

Or Nigel Farrage in his light plane.

That’s mental. You couldn’t get the council to send out a work team to clear out a truly dilapidated alley even if you bribed them with season passes to one of the two clubs. Kind of feels spiteful.

We should put together a suicide squad of deported idiot influencers like Tate and this numb-nuts and tell them they’re the elite anti-woke squad. Their job is to walk up to the gate flapping their mouths while the SAS sneak around the back.

Just say no.

If only someone had warned us climate change would do this!

I’m grateful too. Wouldn’t want it to get out that I got pretty bad piles once.

Mistaken for. The Grauniad still failing at English after all these years.

Our whos?