Oh, he expects the next pres to treat his legacy with dignity and to follow the rules? 😲

Yeah, but I don’t think he can produce a time machine by EO.

You can’t park there, mate.

Mondelēz and all of the brands they own can go and fuck themselves. Handy don’t buy list.

Destroying the sun is the end game for civilization.

That is normal.

Keep in mind that he is an expert in this area because he used to snort coke off of toilet seats.

The sun is woke!

Sorry, best they can do is to try to supress the gag reflex as they kiss trump’s ass anyway.

Recently renamed to super diesel.

Close. Came for the underage deepfake nudes and stayed for the advice.

Could have ended the headline after the first 3 words.

Completely unrelated, but here is something that trump said about a policital opponent once:

“If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is. I don’t know.”

I’ll just say it: trump is clearly planning to cheat more than the regular amount and the americans are going to let him.

Remember, they only hit you because they love you.

No, it’s exactly what he would have wanted.

Note that this is not about the rape that he committed. Or about the identity theft that he committed - This is an entirely different case. It just happens that he is also guilty of rape and identity theft, but there’s no need to mention the raping and scamming when discussing this particular case.

But perplexingly “‘Never forget’ is not a slogan” is a slogan.

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It is obvious that he wishes to be the smartest in the room at least once in his life. Sadly this is futile as he does not know how to fire the inanimate objects that constantly outsmart him such as doors, desks, umbrellas and carpets.