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Never much liked Jimmy Saville when I was a kid. Never much liked Walliams either. Something just wrong about both of them.

Not that I had any kind of flawless perspective on pervs, Rolf Harris was a bit of a surprise, as was The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew, though possibly because I never paid any attention to him at all.

Where are all the good apples?

I’ll be sure to notify you if I get around to recording one!

They seem remarkably bad at using sledge hammers.

Do they set off fireworks, tho’?

I’m just waiting for the ‘Undercover reporters discover the one good apple in the barrel’ story about Reform candidates.

I don’t know who Jim Jordan is, but I predict a third Trump term.

I can support that.

My kids both walk to school but we’re lucky enough to live 5 minutes from one school and 10 minutes from another. When they were little I used to walk them to school. And I’d see other parents dropping their kids off then running to their cars so they could get to work in time.

In 1971 my dad worked but my mum didn’t. She could take me to school when I was young without worrying about time.

I guess that’s a difference. More families have two working parents, and more adults work further away from home.

Most people don’t seem to know what ‘third world’ actually mean. Back in the days of the cold war, the ‘first world’ was the US and its allies (NATO), the ‘second world’ was the USSR and its allies (Warsaw Pact), and the ‘third world’ was every other bugger. At that time, the third world was mostly economically poor and pre-industrialized countries.

So, perhaps it’s time to revive the original meaning, and have all of Europe, the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand (and anyone else who wants to join us - Africa, South America, you guys in?) proclaim loud and proud that we are all third world countries!

I mostly survived on fried sausages, chips, and beans when I was in high school. And mince ‘n’ tatties when that was on the menu.

I’m pro-cycling but this guy comes across as a complete arse. “It’s alright for me to ignore traffic lights because I’m ‘sharing the space’ but not for other people!”

“I could never get it to understand me, I ended up just hanging up and not bothering to try and book an appointment.”

Working as intended.

Called it six months ago.

We should start a petition to make the government take petitions more seriously.

I’d like to see PervoSpex^™ banned from all public spaces too.

Edit: One downvote, presumably, from a big PervoSpex^™ user.

A tonne of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.