Well, he’s good at protecting rapists so, I mean, I can see why they chose him

“Alleged”

Wait, having congress do two things at once? Preposterous!

Oh sure, tell me that now!

If the law doesn’t apply to everyone, it applies to no one

And couches!

Of course he won’t, this would cause him to masturbate, and him and his son have a deal to make sure they don’t masturbate

I would LOVE if the thing that brought Trump down was Tree Law. It won’t happen but everything is so ridiculous thee could just be a chance

Both we’ve been doing it since the first time this fucker somehow got elected

Oh it’s specifically against the law, but that apparently doesn’t matter when the party in charge has no fucking morals

So working as intended

Pretty much, shit is fucked

I posted a shitpost comment on a Luigi meme and that got me banned on Reddit

I love that when Republicans call for people to be murdered it’s not a crime, but if I posted that Republicans should be executed I’d probably be in jail

It is the greatest economy…. For billionaires to get much richer.

Tuberville should get a tuberculosis covered tuber shoved up his ass

EAT LEAD SYMBOL OF PEACE!

I hate this fucking timeline

Both offering and accepting money or anything of value in exchange for votes is considered a federal crime under 18 U.S.C. § 597, which can result in fines and imprisonment.

Are you trying to say Trump isn’t a Nazi?