I live in Somerset and have three apple trees which are all absolutely laden with apples…

Too fucking right

That would be the reaction I hoped for.

Once, more, you opened the door, and I know that my heart will go oooooon.

Guess I’ll have to rethink my Chernobyl ride.

His dad definitely made a tool

Just fucking die already. I want to open that bottle I’ve been saving for the occasion.

Of all the ways I would like my tax money spent, helping child murderers feel OK about their crimes is not one of them.