The CADS!

“If it wasn’t for President Trump the United States of America would not exist right now,”

Oh, no! It wouldn’t exist!

What a loony.

All the job entails is keeping a straight face when telling bald-faced lies to the entire nation. He’ll probably be pretty good at it.

Anyone running a sweep on how many WH staff quit?

Edt: What am I asking? Of course there is, somewhere. (I’m not going looking)

Republican will never sniff the White House ever again

They only stink the place up anyway

Some people just don’t know when to shut the fuck up, do they?

Vance is complicit in all Trump’s bullshit. Impeach that fuckhead as well. Then Johnson.

Pro tip: Trump lies.

I want him to not so much “work with the Democrats” as “co-operate with the authorities”.

Lol. Lmao even.

I’d rather hear a literal pig’s arse than listen to Trump at this point.

What a missed opportunity for the headline “Bottoms comes out on top!”

Since when has Trump cared about the constitution?

And they’re apparently not at all concerned about the jab at Trump’s awful taste in decorating.

Yeah. Where are the contempt of court charges?

I have the same question. They haven’t even released all the files, let alone investigated and prosecuted anyone. They’ll just lie to your face and the press never ask questions.

You get what you pay for.

“What are the middle names of your grandchildren?”

Meanwhile, people are already starting to think warmly of George W Bush, war criminal.

It’s more like health assurance.

Just like any other national disaster would.